Kesha is pretty unattractive. More so than Lady Gaga. And her lyrics? Dumb as hell. But the beat is catchy. Damn her.
"Munster is like edible lactose gold" The best line in the whole video. Don't believe me? Just watch. How can you not, when you will get to see Kesha make out with a unicorn in a suit with a nose ring while trying to make James Van Der something jealous (I still don't recognize him, btw... tho he is pretty hot)? See, now you have to watch, you can't stop yourself. And I didn't even mention the crazy rainbow shootout. It's seriously one of those velvet unicorn color-by-number posters all done up into a music video.
I'm pretty sure she was on crack while making that video, too. Crack cocaine.
I missed doing anything special for my 300th post. It was my lazy yesterday phone post. Sad, isn't it? Hooray for 300? Hip hip, hore-listen to your goddamned Ke$ha and get back to work, eh?