I checked forcast horoscopes for both my old sign and my new sign today. Here's the verdict...
Taurus: God will sincerely apologize to the rest of the hemisphere this week, explaining the snowstorms were the only way to prevent you from wearing those awful sandals. Gemini
Gemini: You'll finally start to get calls about that invisible hovercraft you have for sale when the CIA declassifies thousands of previously classified ads.Okay, fine, those are from theonion.com, but they were fun. Here's some real ones I got today:
Taurus: It is the perfect day for you to spend the quality time together with your beloved. If there are some problems, don’t be afraid to discuss them. Openness and your feelings will help to get everything over.
Gemini: Try to calm down and accept what can’t be denied. If there is necessity you should even give up some freedom. Your job now is the most important thing for you.
I feel the need to combine them together and pull out something. I mean, I feel some similarities to both signs. So here is what I get when I put them in the blender and pull it out again:
It is calm, spend together accept the perfect down quality for you. Try and time the day. What are problems if you are denied? Together some should be there even if necessity can't be beloved. Don't be openness afraid them feelings. Your to discuss be your feelings and afraid to thing over for will everything important get help you.
See? That makes much more sense.