Ah, bang bang bang, beautiful and dirty rich

I really don't have much today.  You got a post from me yesterday.  A freebie. 

I've got a sense of peace with the world today. I'm not sure if it's because I'm pretty tired and I'm moving in a slow motion dream sequence this  morning, if it's from the two pieces of Boston Market cornbread I had for breakfast or if it's just because everything is right and well in the world.  Maybe a combination of all of the above?  Oh, and some early morning Postal Service (I know my blog title is lady gaga, not The Postal Service, but it was in my head when I started typing).  I guess that's how to be at peace with the world.  Or something. 

I'm planning the Pirate vs Ninja party.  It's in my mind.  I want to do it, and soon. I'm feeling a bit tired of snow and cold and I want to do something fun outside.  I was thinking about building/hijacking (in the true nature of the pirate I secretly am) a boat to turn into an awesome pirate ship for my party.  I have plans for the future, I guess they're futuristic plans.  It's gonna rock.  I just need to pick a date.  Maybe the beginning of May?  May Day?  Hahaha, apparently a sense of peace is kind of giving me free reign with bad puns and stupidity.  Oh well.  I need to get to work.  Well, I should get to work.  Maybe I will.  It's just so cold outside. 

I guess the sample isn't gonna get itself.  Not today.  Not ever.  Lone Ranger, signing off.