Here are some pretty awesome ads from an old Batman comic from 1990. Seriously, these ads are great. Just read them. I'll post more awesome old ads if I find them. I have one for wireless nintendo controllers I want to post later. I'm seriously gonna look into building my own laser from easy-to-get parts, and even if I don't like the directions from the patent, I'll get free safety regulation decals even if I'm not satisfied! Score!
And Shark teeth. I mean, you don't get much cooler than wearing your shark teeth bling around. Makes you swift and powerful.