Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Perfect so far

Today rocks so far. Asher slept through the night today (For the first time since I got sick two weeks ago), it's a beautiful day outside, I am having pigs in a blanket for lunch (it's weird, there is no actual pork in pigs in a blanket...) and Hibachi for dinner!

Tuesday, March 30, 2010


Boy, I just looked at these pictures that JJ posted a link to on facebook of disney characters all sexed up, and man, I feel dirty and wrong but some of those pics are HOT! Tarzan and David from lilo and stitch are the hottest.

Anyway...i walked almost 6 miles today. It was tiring and hard (lots of hills and briar) but it was very satisfying. I feel fufilled. Oh, did I mention I got paid to do it? Sweet.

Monday, March 29, 2010

Guilt by association

I wish I didn't feel guilty all of the time. The problem this time hypothetically is that even if someone else says my kid is the better grandchild (while the other parents and their kid is there) I still feel bad. I didn't say it, I didn't push the issue but I know it's true (I would be a horrible mother if I didn't feel my kid was better than all other kids ever). Either way...I still feel guilty.

Sunday, March 28, 2010


I think I'm the only person who is upset when there is nice weather when she is off and crappy weather when she works. I want nice weather when I work. Poo...

Friday, March 26, 2010

cough couch, hack.

Just for a change of pace. Dr. I went to (again) said it's still the virus, this one runs the course of about two weeks. He knows it's a virus because I lost my voice and can still breath without a ventilator. I really did like him, though. I think I'm gonna change him to our new family doctor.

Thursday, March 25, 2010

No more mr. smiley face

So, today totally sucks. Woke up feeling no better than yesterday. Got a 1300.00 electric bill for the whole winter (thanks ohio edison!) and learned that other people who have whole electric houses qualify for discounts but not me. And, to top it all off, I lost my wallet sometime between yesterday and today. Shit.

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Total Awesomeness

So, I passed these two kids on the road, one on either side of it. They must have been in maybe third or fourth grade. They were kneeling down by the side of the road and I couldn't tell what they were doing so I slowed down. As I almost stopped I realized they were holding an invisible string across the road. I feel for it. It made me laugh and made my day that much better. Way to go, kids!


I really have nothing smart or witty (not that much of what is say is either of those things anyway) today. I just feel kind of dull and hazy. And dizzy.

I can't wait for this sickness to pass. I just want to wake up one day and feel like a million bucks. I also want to wake up to the call of an offer on my condo.

Another thought. Why do they offer Webdings as a font on here? It's a blog. This is webdings. See, you can't read that shit. It's beyond me.

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Slacking off

I'm hoping to get away with slacking off at work today since i still feel pretty icky. My boss can do it, why can't I? Time will tell, I guess.

Monday, March 22, 2010


My tummy is gurgly. So is Asher's. I wish I wasn't teaching him how to share like this. Dr. said it's a virus and it must run it's course. She wanted to add in, have fun with that, but she was nice enough not to say it out loud.

Sunday, March 21, 2010

Throwing up is never easy to do

I'm pretty sure that I was sicker than I have ever been in my life yesterday (hence no post). I never want to be that sick again.

It's pretty amazing how time moves when you are sick. Sometimes time would fly by and other times I felt like it stopped completely.

Friday, March 19, 2010


Why do I always overbook my two days off? It's cause I'm dumb. And my schedule sucks. But mostly I'm just dumb.

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Maximum Alonzo

what a cool capcha. Is that how it's spelled?


I broke a picture frame this morning that has a photo of Asher in his second day of life. I accidentally knocked it off the wall. I hope that isn't an ill omen. I hate to be superstitious but sometimes I just can't help myself.

Wednesday, March 17, 2010


So, I have issues with guilt. I really hate it when people are like "you just need to get over that" cause it's totally not that simple. I want to retort "just like you need to get over being fat". But that would just be mean and then I would feel guilty.

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

What do you write about when you have nothing to say?

I write about how my 8 month old baby is still asleep and I am having a nice quiet morning before I go to work. I am guessing he will wake up just as I go to make a nice cup of hot tea. Kids have impeccable timing.

And for dinner tonight....wait for it...I'm gonna try out my new quesadilla maker! I know I'm excited, too.

Monday, March 15, 2010


I'm behind at work. I'm behind in the housework. I'm behind on the baby's schedule (according to his cranky buns). I guess it's time I just sat back and relaxed for a minute.

On a side note, this kick ass font is called "TreBuchETTTT!!!" There's an awesome SciFimarathon reference for you.

Sunday, March 14, 2010

Daylight Savings Time Can Suck It.

Seriously, do you need me to say anything else about it? I suggest we just get rid of the stupid time change and live with it getting dark early in the winter and light early in the summer. Like everyone else in the world. Stupid Daylight Savings Time. Stupid non-metric system.

Saturday, March 13, 2010


Why do the ants seem to like our bedroom but no other room? There is no food in there. It's a mystery to us all. Ants are really awesome little creatures (as long as they aren't making a home in my bedroom). The things they can accomplish without even thinking, the feats they perform are amazing. All because of a lack of free will/hive mind dictatorship. And slavery. And, as I think about it, kick ass strength. But, man, ants got the short end of the stick with Marvel's version of their superhero, AntMan. You really have to wonder about some of these super hero costumes, but that's another thought for another day.

Friday, March 12, 2010


I really hate it when people feel the need to tie politics in with God. Especially when it seems that they really don't know much about either. It happens all the time. I'm not claiming I know a lot about either politics or religion mind you, but I also don't make shit up to tie it all together in a big "Obama is a horrible person who hates God, Christianity, your health and you personally," tirade.

Waking up

It seems to me that you can sleep any length of time but it's always those last 15 minutes that seem the most precious and dictate the mood for your entire day.

Thursday, March 11, 2010


It's pretty interesting to me that there are so many blogs out there that people read. I mean, what makes one blog better or worse than any other blog? Why is one person's mundane ramblings more interesting than another's? It's like that song about being popular. I wonder what would happen if blogs could marry and have kids and make baby blogs. All sort of little baby blogs babbling on the interwebs.

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

On my mind

Ariel is the best font out there. But Georgia is pretty good, too.

My hope is to write at least something everyday, just little thoughts going on in my mind grapes.